I was in a tournament called the Mutt and Jeff. This tournament is 27 years old. I was the first person to get a hole in one in this tournament's history. There were a 135 players and I received 10 free car washes! (talk about kissing your sister).

Well the tradition is one has to set up the bar. Well I avoided that because the first 45 minutes was open bar as part of the tournament. I avoided a $990 bar tab!